Hello and welcome
back to the ultimate Spam Box Treasure show!
Oh yes. It´s that time of the month again where I share whatever bizarre comments from my much-loved blog Spam Box.
I swear on all that´s pink and fluffy… These just keep getting better and better. I´ll admit that some of these comments were definite soul soothers. Total ego-boosters and I loved it.
#1 Shelby Is A Doll
#2 They Couldn´t Make It Without Me? * Melts *
#3 @Stipwebcams – NAAAAW ❤
#4 @gaysex – And I was curious If You Ever Thought Of Just Leaving A Compliment?
#5 @cumshots – You Have A Slick & Smooth Way With Words. Cum By Next Time And Shoot Me Another Spam, Won´t `Ya?
#6 Dear Viagra, Keep Poking Around. Fate Will Direct You Upwards And You´ll Eventually Get The Hang Of It
#7 * cries – sobs * I HAVE THE GIFT, PEOPLE!!!
#8 What?! I Just Got Told I´m Gifted, Now This?!
That was it for this month. I hope you enjoyed these treasures as much as I have ❤
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Much bookish love,
You know, I find spam comments really hilarious. They just make my day, week, month, year. As of late, my spam comments have become more interesting. Some are starting to make sense.
We´re not talking about the majority of my spam comments, though. I still have a good amount of weird things in my comment box. Wanna see?
#1 I need a p.c. to power the message house.
#2 What thing?!
#3 Well, I watch the news on TV.
#4 Dear John,
Thanks for everything.
#5 Frank, you started out great but now I think you´re either drunk or confused.
That´s it for this month´s spam box treasures. I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did.
Feel hugged. Share the book love ❤
Sending out lots of virtual chocolates,
My very own personal junk comments- Oh, how I´ve missed them.
Buckle up, bookish Padawans, for this will be an enlightening part seven.
#1 Suggestions for me and my non-existent gang.
#2 A dedicated non-follower.
#3 How soon?
#4 The wait was apparently worth it.
#5 Genuinely special? Can you elaborate?
#6 I´m reading this wonderful comment at the ending of mine day, too.
#7 I´m always happy to help all of you… again.
There ya have it. My wonderful Spam Box Treasures, part 7. I hope you enjoyed.
Be sure to stay tuned for next month’s Spam Box Treasures, part 8. All I´ll say is:
Frank is confused.
I hope you all have a wonderful day. Don´t forget to share the book love ❤
It´s not easy to leave me speechless. I usually always have something to say when it comes to internet oddities or stupid crap. But this (!!!) takes the cake. This spam comment I received had the power to render me speechless. Like- I don´t even have it in me to come up with something to say, let alone think of a smart-ass come back.
I received a religious spam comment. A long-ass, record-breaking comment. Jesus Christ on a popsicle. I´ve never received anything like this before. This calls for a drink.
Are you ready for the ultimate spam box treasure comment? Apologies for not cropping the screenshots beforehand. You now know I play Two Dots in my spare time, that I have an unanswered Twitter notification and one unseen Youtube video. Yes, my alarm is always set. But hey- At least my phone is charged. That´s something that should be celebrated with… more wine.
PS- I don´t expect you to read everything ( or any of the below ). Just look at the length of this baby. Hot damn…
#1 And So It Begins
#2 There´s More
#3 You Might As Well Get Comfortable
#4 * HOLDING BREATH *
#5 Fun Fact – I Can Roll My Tongue
#6 What? We´re Already Done?
Incredible, right? I´m flashed. And that was one single comment.
My deepest apologies for the single spam comment feature. I figured the size would count for 6 usual spam comments.
Thank you for reading / not having read all the above.
I hope you have a wonderful bookish day.
Sending out lots of book love and virtual chocolates.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fascinating Spam Box Treasure moment. THE place to read quirky and ridiculous comments sent in bulks to yours truly.
Why I bother with spam, you ask? Reading spam comments is a guilty pleasure of mine. I get a kick out of reading nonsense. So much so that I feel the need to share the crap I get sent. These make my day. I hope they make your day as well. ❤
#1 Me, either. Sorry I can´t help.
#2 It´s only spam. Calm your horses, babe.
#3 Naaaw <3, Thank y… Hold on a minute! You saying I ain´t popular?
#4 Yes, money and boyfriends- Two things that usually don´t work together.
#5 I told you to stop drinking that heavy shit, didn´t I?
We´ve been through this before: I can´t play the piano. I can´t even sing. I also sucked at digitizing my wedding footage. How often do we need to discuss this?
#6 Remodeling? You´ve come to the right place, ace333 apk!
I´ve been working on my house for years (!!!) but we´ve never involved our fruit and veggies. Bah, if you give them the chance to talk they´d never shut up!
That´s it for this month, my dear bookish Padawans. I hope you enjoyed the spams as much as I did.
Share the book love!