If you thought April´s Spam Box Treasures edition was weird then there´s no telling what May´s edition is. I had a blast going through these. They´re so multifaceted.
#1 – Hey! Whatchu have against newspapers?
#2 – Dear cousin,
I always recognize such exact trouble about you.
#3 – Hackers? No. But I do have issues with Spammers.
#4 – Va t´en s ´il te plait.
#5 – Say what? Are you trying to get me interested in cheap soccer gear for kids?
#6 – FINALLY A SPAM COMMENT ABOUT BLOG!
#7 – * fondly remembering the days I never wrote AOL articles*
#8 – What annoys me is that you won´t “probably be back to get more”. You´ll definitely be back, blog3006. You left me a truckload of spam comments all month.
#9 – I can hardly help myself, blog3004.xyz! What makes you think I could help you with your blog issues?
Puuh! What an exhausting Spam Box month. Still, I hope you enjoyed ❤
Be sure to stay tuned for June´s Spam Box Treasure edition.
Have a lovely day.
Much bookish love,
Hello and welcome
back to the ultimate Spam Box Treasure show!
Oh yes. It´s that time of the month again where I share whatever bizarre comments from my much-loved blog Spam Box.
I swear on all that´s pink and fluffy… These just keep getting better and better. I´ll admit that some of these comments were definite soul soothers. Total ego-boosters and I loved it.
#1 Shelby Is A Doll
#2 They Couldn´t Make It Without Me? * Melts *
#3 @Stipwebcams – NAAAAW ❤
#4 @gaysex – And I was curious If You Ever Thought Of Just Leaving A Compliment?
#5 @cumshots – You Have A Slick & Smooth Way With Words. Cum By Next Time And Shoot Me Another Spam, Won´t `Ya?
#6 Dear Viagra, Keep Poking Around. Fate Will Direct You Upwards And You´ll Eventually Get The Hang Of It
#7 * cries – sobs * I HAVE THE GIFT, PEOPLE!!!
#8 What?! I Just Got Told I´m Gifted, Now This?!
That was it for this month. I hope you enjoyed these treasures as much as I have ❤
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Much bookish love,
You know, I find spam comments really hilarious. They just make my day, week, month, year. As of late, my spam comments have become more interesting. Some are starting to make sense.
We´re not talking about the majority of my spam comments, though. I still have a good amount of weird things in my comment box. Wanna see?
#1 I need a p.c. to power the message house.
#2 What thing?!
#3 Well, I watch the news on TV.
#4 Dear John,
Thanks for everything.
#5 Frank, you started out great but now I think you´re either drunk or confused.
That´s it for this month´s spam box treasures. I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did.
Feel hugged. Share the book love ❤
Sending out lots of virtual chocolates,
My very own personal junk comments- Oh, how I´ve missed them.
Buckle up, bookish Padawans, for this will be an enlightening part seven.
#1 Suggestions for me and my non-existent gang.
#2 A dedicated non-follower.
#3 How soon?
#4 The wait was apparently worth it.
#5 Genuinely special? Can you elaborate?
#6 I´m reading this wonderful comment at the ending of mine day, too.
#7 I´m always happy to help all of you… again.
There ya have it. My wonderful Spam Box Treasures, part 7. I hope you enjoyed.
Be sure to stay tuned for next month’s Spam Box Treasures, part 8. All I´ll say is:
Frank is confused.
I hope you all have a wonderful day. Don´t forget to share the book love ❤
It´s not easy to leave me speechless. I usually always have something to say when it comes to internet oddities or stupid crap. But this (!!!) takes the cake. This spam comment I received had the power to render me speechless. Like- I don´t even have it in me to come up with something to say, let alone think of a smart-ass come back.
I received a religious spam comment. A long-ass, record-breaking comment. Jesus Christ on a popsicle. I´ve never received anything like this before. This calls for a drink.
Are you ready for the ultimate spam box treasure comment? Apologies for not cropping the screenshots beforehand. You now know I play Two Dots in my spare time, that I have an unanswered Twitter notification and one unseen Youtube video. Yes, my alarm is always set. But hey- At least my phone is charged. That´s something that should be celebrated with… more wine.
PS- I don´t expect you to read everything ( or any of the below ). Just look at the length of this baby. Hot damn…
#1 And So It Begins
#2 There´s More
#3 You Might As Well Get Comfortable
#4 * HOLDING BREATH *
#5 Fun Fact – I Can Roll My Tongue
#6 What? We´re Already Done?
Incredible, right? I´m flashed. And that was one single comment.
My deepest apologies for the single spam comment feature. I figured the size would count for 6 usual spam comments.
Thank you for reading / not having read all the above.
I hope you have a wonderful bookish day.
Sending out lots of book love and virtual chocolates.