Spam Box Treasures: Part 8

You know, I find spam comments really hilarious. They just make my day, week, month, year. As of late, my spam comments have become more interesting. Some are starting to make sense.

 

 

We´re not talking about the majority of my spam comments, though. I still have a good amount of weird things in my comment box. Wanna see?

 

 


 

#1   I need a p.c. to power the message house. 

 

spam 17

 

 

#2   What thing?!

 

spam 16

 

 

#3   Well, I watch the news on TV. 

 

spam 15

 

 

#4   Dear John, 

Thanks for everything. 

spam 14

 

 

 

#5   Frank, you started out great but now I think you´re either drunk or confused.

 

spam 13

 


 

That´s it for this month´s spam box treasures. I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did.

 

Feel hugged. Share the book love ❤

Sending out lots of virtual chocolates,

 

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Spam Box Treasures: Part 7

My very own personal junk comments- Oh, how I´ve missed them.

Buckle up, bookish Padawans, for this will be an enlightening part seven.

Ready?


 

 

#1  Suggestions for me and my non-existent gang.

 

spam 1

 

 

#2  A dedicated non-follower.

 

spam 2

 

 

 

#3   How soon?

 

spam 4

 

 

#4   The wait was apparently worth it.

 

spam 5

 

 

#5   Genuinely special? Can you elaborate?

 

spam 6

 

 

 

#6   I´m reading this wonderful comment at the ending of mine day, too.

 

spam 7

 

 

#7   I´m always happy to help all of you… again.

 

spam 12

 

 


 

There ya have it. My wonderful Spam Box Treasures, part 7. I hope you enjoyed.

Be sure to stay tuned for next month’s Spam Box Treasures, part 8. All I´ll say is:

Frank is confused.

 

I hope you all have a wonderful day. Don´t forget to share the book love ❤

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The Ultimate Spam Box Treasure Comment

It´s not easy to leave me speechless. I usually always have something to say when it comes to internet oddities or stupid crap. But this (!!!) takes the cake. This spam comment I received had the power to render me speechless. Like- I don´t even have it in me to come up with something to say, let alone think of a smart-ass come back.

I received a religious spam comment. A long-ass, record-breaking comment. Jesus Christ on a popsicle. I´ve never received anything like this before. This calls for a drink.

Are you ready for the ultimate spam box treasure comment? Apologies for not cropping the screenshots beforehand. You now know I play Two Dots in my spare time, that I have an unanswered Twitter notification and one unseen Youtube video. Yes, my alarm is always set. But hey- At least my phone is charged. That´s something that should be celebrated with… more wine.

PS- I don´t expect you to read everything ( or any of the below ). Just look at the length of this baby. Hot damn…


#1 And So It Begins

Jesus Spam 1

#2 There´s More

Jesus Spam 2

#3 You Might As Well Get Comfortable

Jesus Spam 3

#4 * HOLDING BREATH *

Jesus Spam 4

#5 Fun Fact – I Can Roll My Tongue

Jesus Spam 5

#6 What? We´re Already Done?

Jesus Spam 6


Incredible, right? I´m flashed. And that was one single comment.

My deepest apologies for the single spam comment feature. I figured the size would count for 6 usual spam comments.


Thank you for reading / not having read all the above.

I hope you have a wonderful bookish day.

Sending out lots of book love and virtual chocolates.

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Spam Box Treasures

Remember the moment when you discovered your Spam Box?

I remember that moment. It took me quite some time to figure out I had a spam box on WordPress, though. Another inbox filled with all kinds of weird crap just waiting to be taken seriously? WOO HOO!

I admit, I had a minor Kelly Bundy moment while looking at the bursting – at – the – seams spam box. ( okay fine. A Mark Wahlberg moment )

But that moment only lasted for about 5 seconds.

Ever since that fateful day, I´ve been blessed with the most questionable – worthy spam comments made on my blog posts. Why are they questionable? Have a seat… I´ll gladly show you what treasures my spam box holds.

 

  1. Go home, take down. You´re drunk. But I will still take your last line as a compliment. 

spam 1

 

2. Jack, you don´t hug your parents just to make God happy. That´s absurd. You hug your parents when you need money. Get your facts straight, my man. 

spam 2.1

 

3. Jeez. And I thought I was Queen of changing topics.  

spam 3

 

 

4. What a coincidence, Herpies. What a coincidence.

spam 4

 

5. Go away, CandaceBold. No one asked you for your opinion. 

spam 5

 

6. The fact that you studied my 7 things about me…. I´m humbled. 

spam 6

 

See? Highly questionable comments that aren´t even topic related. I must say, though… Jack is my favorite spammer so far.

Be sure to return to my next Spam Box Treasures next month.

Thank you for taking your time to read my blog post.

 

Much love,

Morgana ❤