Spam Box Treasures: May ´20

If you thought April´s Spam Box Treasures edition was weird then there´s no telling what May´s edition is. I had a blast going through these. They´re so multifaceted.


#1 – Hey! Whatchu have against newspapers?

#2 – Dear cousin,

I always recognize such exact trouble about you.

#3 – Hackers? No. But I do have issues with Spammers. 

#4 – Va t´en  s ´il te plait.

#5 – Say what? Are you trying to get me interested in cheap soccer gear for kids?

#6 – FINALLY A SPAM COMMENT ABOUT BLOG!

#7 – * fondly remembering the days I never wrote AOL articles* 

#8 – What annoys me is that you won´t “probably be back to get more”. You´ll definitely be back, blog3006. You left me a truckload of spam comments all month. 

#9 – I can hardly help myself, blog3004.xyz! What makes you think I could help you with your blog issues?


Puuh! What an exhausting Spam Box month. Still, I hope you enjoyed ❤

Be sure to stay tuned for June´s Spam Box Treasure edition.

Have a lovely day.

Much bookish love,

Spam Box Treasures – January ´20

Hello and welcome

back to the ultimate Spam Box Treasure show! 

 

Oh yes. It´s that time of the month again where I share whatever bizarre comments from my much-loved blog Spam Box.

I swear on all that´s pink and fluffy… These just keep getting better and better. I´ll admit that some of these comments were definite soul soothers. Total ego-boosters and I loved it.

 

#1  Shelby Is A Doll

 

 

#2   They Couldn´t Make It Without Me? * Melts *

 

 

 

#3  @Stipwebcams – NAAAAW ❤

 

 

 

#4  @gaysex – And I was curious If You Ever Thought Of Just Leaving A Compliment?

 

 

 

 

#5   @cumshots – You Have A Slick & Smooth Way With Words. Cum By Next Time And Shoot Me Another Spam, Won´t `Ya?

 

 

 

 

#6   Dear Viagra, Keep Poking Around. Fate Will Direct You Upwards And You´ll Eventually Get The Hang Of It

 

 

 

#7  * cries – sobs *  I HAVE THE GIFT, PEOPLE!!!

 

 

 

#8  What?! I Just Got Told I´m Gifted, Now This?! 

 

 

That was it for this month. I hope you enjoyed these treasures as much as I have ❤

 

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Much bookish love,

 

 

Spam Box Treasures: Part 8

You know, I find spam comments really hilarious. They just make my day, week, month, year. As of late, my spam comments have become more interesting. Some are starting to make sense.

 

 

We´re not talking about the majority of my spam comments, though. I still have a good amount of weird things in my comment box. Wanna see?

 

 


 

#1   I need a p.c. to power the message house. 

 

spam 17

 

 

#2   What thing?!

 

spam 16

 

 

#3   Well, I watch the news on TV. 

 

spam 15

 

 

#4   Dear John, 

Thanks for everything. 

spam 14

 

 

 

#5   Frank, you started out great but now I think you´re either drunk or confused.

 

spam 13

 


 

That´s it for this month´s spam box treasures. I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did.

 

Feel hugged. Share the book love ❤

Sending out lots of virtual chocolates,

 

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Spam Box Treasures: Part 7

My very own personal junk comments- Oh, how I´ve missed them.

Buckle up, bookish Padawans, for this will be an enlightening part seven.

Ready?


 

 

#1  Suggestions for me and my non-existent gang.

 

spam 1

 

 

#2  A dedicated non-follower.

 

spam 2

 

 

 

#3   How soon?

 

spam 4

 

 

#4   The wait was apparently worth it.

 

spam 5

 

 

#5   Genuinely special? Can you elaborate?

 

spam 6

 

 

 

#6   I´m reading this wonderful comment at the ending of mine day, too.

 

spam 7

 

 

#7   I´m always happy to help all of you… again.

 

spam 12

 

 


 

There ya have it. My wonderful Spam Box Treasures, part 7. I hope you enjoyed.

Be sure to stay tuned for next month’s Spam Box Treasures, part 8. All I´ll say is:

Frank is confused.

 

I hope you all have a wonderful day. Don´t forget to share the book love ❤

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The Ultimate Spam Box Treasure Comment

It´s not easy to leave me speechless. I usually always have something to say when it comes to internet oddities or stupid crap. But this (!!!) takes the cake. This spam comment I received had the power to render me speechless. Like- I don´t even have it in me to come up with something to say, let alone think of a smart-ass come back.

I received a religious spam comment. A long-ass, record-breaking comment. Jesus Christ on a popsicle. I´ve never received anything like this before. This calls for a drink.

Are you ready for the ultimate spam box treasure comment? Apologies for not cropping the screenshots beforehand. You now know I play Two Dots in my spare time, that I have an unanswered Twitter notification and one unseen Youtube video. Yes, my alarm is always set. But hey- At least my phone is charged. That´s something that should be celebrated with… more wine.

PS- I don´t expect you to read everything ( or any of the below ). Just look at the length of this baby. Hot damn…


#1 And So It Begins

Jesus Spam 1

#2 There´s More

Jesus Spam 2

#3 You Might As Well Get Comfortable

Jesus Spam 3

#4 * HOLDING BREATH *

Jesus Spam 4

#5 Fun Fact – I Can Roll My Tongue

Jesus Spam 5

#6 What? We´re Already Done?

Jesus Spam 6


Incredible, right? I´m flashed. And that was one single comment.

My deepest apologies for the single spam comment feature. I figured the size would count for 6 usual spam comments.


Thank you for reading / not having read all the above.

I hope you have a wonderful bookish day.

Sending out lots of book love and virtual chocolates.

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