10 Bookish Memes That Hit Close To Home

And here we are once again. It´s great to have everyone back for another bookish meme parade. This time we´re Team – Reader.

A friend once said readers don´t really have problems. Well, guess what? We have more than you´d think. Granted – We´re dealing with first world issues… But, they´re still issues, ya know? Things that frustrate us, annoy us and even things that make our blood boil.. Those are OUR issues.

Alas! We shall begin with 10 Bookish Memes That Hit Close To Home…


 

#1    Rational Investment

Although, you won´t see me saying anything out loud when standing in front of a $25 book. I´d just wordlessly let a tear roll down my cheek and hope someone will have pity and buy me the damn book.

 

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#2    The Science Behind Our Relationship With Books

This explains E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

 

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#3    A Book Addicts Life

4. How I´m going to finish the books I started months ago

5. Thinking about starting a new book

6. …

 

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#4    It´s The Movement That Counts

We give our brains a good workout. That should be enough.

 

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#5    Life Goals

I definitely see myself on a remote island with an unlimited supply of cocktails and books. That will also be the day when my reviews will be a simple ” Fuck yeah” or “Fuck no”.

 

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#6    It´s All About Priorities

No comment.

 

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#7  The Ugliest Face Of Our Book Universe

Bah. I hate, HATE books with the movie version cover. * Storming off to get a much-needed bottle of rosé*

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#8  Our Empty Threats

That´s what we do. We´re so passionate about our books that we even threaten no one in particular while reading. The words just come out of our mouths. It´s not our fault.

 

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#9   Our Determination Is Limitless

I seriously don´t know why people keep doubting us when it comes to wanting to finish a book. We said we would, right?

 

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# 10   The Good Ol´ Cliffy

This is actual footage of me when I encounter a cliffhanger. Even the dialogue is spot on.

 

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That´s a wrap for today. I hope you enjoyed the 10 Bookish Memes That Hit Close To Home.

 

Which one is your favorite? Which one can you relate to? Leave a comment below. ❤

 

Have a wonderful day.

Much love and many hugs,

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Thank The Books It´s Friday

Well, what do ya know… It´s our favorite day of the week- FRIDAY! A good enough reason to unleash the Friday squirrel.

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With desperate squirrel out of the way I´d say it´s time to talk about what´s happened this week.


 

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  1.   I discovered that fantasy author Sherrilyn Kenyon suspects her husband poisoned her. Well, this news popped up around mid January but I just found out. That´s some creepy shit right there, if you ask me. Looks like her hubby is a real piece of work. The article here states that he´s done it for financial gain and to ruin her career.  I guess hubby´s not that clever. If he wants financial gain then he shouldn´t want to ruin her career. What an eejit. Give her chocolate then divorce her. And to think her husband´s a lawyer. * snorts *

 

2.   Authors bribing fans to leave reviews on Amazon with Kindles. This is old as fuck. The only difference between the review begging from then and now is that it´s NOW happening publicly, whereas back in the day authors would offer Kindles and stuff within closed social media groups. I really don´t know how to feel about this. I´m torn between wanting to applaud authors for having the guts to bribe and wanting to flat out tell them you can´t buy reviews ( well, technically… you can but that´s not the point ). Oh, and to also exclude book bloggers from said bribery. Da fuq?

 

3.   My apocalyptic BookTube project is launching Monday, 11. Feb. 2019. YAY!

 

4.   More Netgalley approvals came through.

Not sure when I´ll be able to read all the Netgalley gems but Imma hoping it´ll happen this year. Just the thought of it is giving me heartburn.

 

5. My youngest daughter ( 7 ) finished reading her first book. 50 pages! It took her some time but she made it. Her final thoughts ( and I quote ): “The book was stupid.

 

6. Unsuccessful book hunt. Seems like authors are either extremely busy writing or they´re having a creative break at the moment. Aside from Netgalley. That place is buzzing with life.

 

7. I received an early birthday gift from my mother. A biography called

`Going Gray: What I Learned About Beauty, Sex, Work, Motherhood, Authenticity, And Everything Else That Really Matters`. Lord, is that title a mouthful.

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At first I thought she had bought the book for herself- I was wrong. She actually believes I´m counting my days. Not funny, Mom. But ( !!! ) Two can play this game and I so happen to be good at it. Soon my mom will be the new and proud owner of `Nursing Home Ninjas`

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That´s it for the week. For next week I´m expecting a few days with a little more adventure or excitement. Fingers crossed.


 

How was your week? What plans do you have for the weekend? Let´s chat!


 

I hope you all have a safe weekend and enjoy whatever you have planned. ❤

See you all on Mug Monday!

Much love,

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Instagram Features From Morgana´s Book Box

With the new year I found some new energy to work Instagram again. Ha! Who would have thought, right? Between the unforgivable algorithm and my lazy self I figured I´d forget all the junk I was fed up about and just start to enjoy Instagram for myself. Partly because everything else would piss me off. * insert huge smile *insta icon free

With that being said…. I´ve been having fun on the pic platform with doing whatever the flipping foo foo I want. To hell with Instagram goals. It´s time for some awkwardness in form of book love.

Ready to see the features? Sure you are * wink *


 

insta icon freeI´ve Rekindled With My Kindle

I normally dislike my kindle. Not because it´s shit. No. I hate it because it´s dead most of the time. I belong to the lazy chicks who don´t charge their kindles.

 

 

insta icon freeMy #1 Book Cover Of The Year

Don´t ask me why but I just love this cover. Would be awesome to have this image printed in poster size.

 

 

insta icon freeThe First Useful Christmas Gift From My Brother

Usual gifts I received from my younger brother:

Laced table cloths ( don´t ask ), colored pictures of dragons ( the pictures turned into wolves as he got older ), a selfie of himself in a picture frame ( because he once felt left out ), A CD with the music he likes ( because apparently, I have no taste in music )… It took the boy 20+ years to come up with the perfect Christmas gift. ❤

 

 

insta icon freeMy Lack Of Creativity Knows No Bounds

Just slap the book on the Lazy Susan, add some confetti, throw 10 filters over your pic and POOF!

 

 

insta icon freeDecent Results Also Show By Spending Even Less Energy

Ditch the Lazy Susan but add new filters. * face palm * I´m surprised I found the energy to get up from the sofa the day I took this shot. 2019 is supposed to be a lazy year.

 

 

So that´s it. A little bit of 2018 and a little bit of 2019 and you can already tell where my bright Insta future is headed. Be prepared for sofa pics very soon!

Also, not to forget- If you´re on Instagram be sure to hit me up and give me a nudge to follow you back.

 

Much love,

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Happy New Year!

Dear Followers, Friends, Family, Book Bro´s and everyone else I forgot to mention,

For those of you who aren´t suffering from a major hangover….

I wish you all the best for 2019! May the new year bring you lots of love, joy, happiness and success!

For those who are currently wasting away from a huge hangover… Go back to bed. You ain´t no help at the moment.

It´s the start of 2019, people. Can you believe it? 2018 is finally history.

I can´t say I´m too sad 2018 is behind us. To be perfectly honest – I´m more than happy to enter the new year. 2018 was challenging ( and that´s putting it nicely ). Countless colds, nagging teachers, pointless discussions with helicopter parents, surviving the heat wave… I am literally pooped.

I wasn´t able to reach my bookish goals, either. All the challenges I´ve started turned out great and quickly morphed into a terrible idea.

But not all was worthless. Along my path of constant failure I managed to meet new book bloggers and even find new awesome blogs to stalk. So, with that being said…. I think it´s definitely okay to flip 2018 off and welcome the new year with open arms.

Oh yes. I´m ready. I´m more than ready. I´m already at the starting line just waiting to sprint towards my new projects. As for book goals – I don´t have any for this year. Since I´m so good at setting goals and reaching them I thought it would be a much better idea to remain in the horizontal position more often than try to reach half hearted goals.

Life motto for 2019

So, if I don´t have goals then what will my purpose be for 2019? I´ll enlighten you.

I plan to do exactly too much of everything and a lot of nothing. It´ll be chaotic. It´ll be a bookish anarchy. And I´ll love every minute of it. I´ll do the unexpected and go against the grain and all. But first… I´m going to catch up on some sleep. I have no new year resolutions. My only hope is that I´ll survive 2019 and not end up gaining wrinkles.

There ya have it.

Tell me: Do you have any bookish goals for 2019? What should 2019 look like for you? Let´s chat. ❤

I hope you all have a wonderful day.

Share the book love.

yours truly,

Out Of My Comfort Zone Tag

I´m so not sure if this is something that´ll give me a good night´s rest or if it will haunt me because I found the energy to reveal my `fears`.

I can´t even say I´m squirmish or am even pulled out of my comfort zone in general. Most of the time I face challenges with excitement. But when it comes to books I´m uber careful NOT to step too close to the border of my comfort zone. Because books have a weird effect on me sometimes and that leaves me avoiding certain books / genres like the pest.

A huge thank you goes out to Norrie@ Reading Under The Blankie for tagging me to do the Out Of My Comfort Zone tag. Thanks, girl. I shall do my best to feel uncomfortable in this one. ❤

So, how does this work?
You have to pick one genre that you frequently read … and then, you can’t use any books from that genre while answering the questions


#1 A book that is an exception when it comes to genres or elements you don’t typically like

I´m not a fan of Dystopian books. I´ve read my fair share but can´t seem to warm up to the genre unless it has elements I´m drawn to. `Thicker Than Blood`by Madeline Sheehan and Claire C. Riley is an exception, though. Thicker Than Blood is for me more of a survival read than an actual dystopian. And since I´m a huge fan of anything that involves survival ( Zombie apocalypse, out in the wild, etc ) I forgave the fact that Thicker Than Blood is a dystopian. Review here.

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#2 A book you enjoyed from a genre you previously held some stigma against

Medical or health books are an absolute no – go for me. I lean towards being a hypochondriac. Health / medical books are ( next to Google ) my #1 enemy when I have something as simple as a cut that magically appeared on my toe. I´m regularly teased on WhatsApp with gifs and videos for being a hypochondriac. Which is fine. It´s hilarious. But then I caught the husbutt reading `Gut: The Inside Story Of Our Body´s Most Underrated Organ ` by Giulia Enders.

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Here´s the thing: Husbutt never reads. He started his current read 4 years ago and is now on page 44 ( I still have hope ). But he flew through `Gut`within no time and loved it. Said it was totally cool, highly informative and just… interesting. I gave it a go with a I´ll – Hate – This – One attitude and ended up sharing the husbutt´s opinion. `Gut`is hypochondriac approved!

#3 A book you didn’t know was out of your comfort zone until you started reading it

Hands down- `The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty` by Anne Rice is one of those uncomfortable surprise reads. This piece of work was recommended to me by a friend of a friend who I met at a party who also happened to be a fan of controversial books. He said it was controversial and I, as gullible as I sometimes am, thought I was getting a sweet retelling of Sleeping Beauty. Fuck the sweet retelling. I got a full blown pornographic novel of porn. * falls off sofa from laughter *

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This happened quite a few years before the 50 Shades hype existed. Thanks to The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty I was properly prepared for the BDSM onslaught we have now in erotica novels.

#4 Pick a friend who motivates you to pick up books you might not normally be interested in—is there a book they convinced you to give a try?

My friends don´t like recommending books to me because they fear I´ll get technical and analyze their recommended books. I´m the person who does the “Everything Wrong With….” when it comes to recommended books. I know. I´m evil. But hey…. It´s a passion. Feed the hungry artist´s mind!

#5 A book that is out of your comfort zone, but you would like to read

`Lolita`by Vladimir Nabokov. I know what the story´s about. I´ve watched the movies  ( and even enjoyed them ) but I´ve never read the book. I admit, it´s a little out of my comfort zone because I NOW have a problem separating reality from fiction. The fact that I have an 11 year old at home is giving me a mind fuck. I´ll have to wait until my daughter is in her 20´s to be ready to read this one.

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#6 A book or genre so outside of your comfort zone that you’ll probably never give a chance

The Holy Bible. I just can´t cope with a book that´s been used, abused and misinterpreted so severely that it´s not even funny anymore. I refuse to read a book that has hardly brought any good for as long as it´s been around. I´m sure it´s a lovely read but since many take everything in this book seriously and often act out these beliefs in a harmful – towards – humanity way I will kindly decline.

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Let´s see what these ladies have to say:

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Thank you for reading. I hope you have an awesome bookish day!

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