10 Most Revealing Book Titles

Hold your knickers in place, folks, because this is going to be a special awkward post on the 10 Most Revealing Book Titles! Because the internet doesn´t have enough of these `Top 10 Most…` posts.

Don´t tell me you didn´t see this coming. Seriously, you just had to know I´d not only want to reduce myself to examining book cover images. Nu-uh, mister / missy. I´m going to take this a step further and tackle book titles, too!

Because there´s a whole book universe filled with crazy, suspicious, revealing book titles out there, especially in the Lit-world.

We´re all good at judging a book by its cover. I say a title deserves just as much judgement.

A book title is important. Just as with the cover image, the title represents a book. The title has to be just as eye-catching as the cover image to grab a reader´s attention. Besides, a book without a title is going to be a bitch to find. Can you image the chaos title – less books would create in our world? I´m not going to even try imagining that because my brain will probably start to hurt after 5 minutes.

Remember the part where I mention how a title represents a book? Yeah, some writers / authors ( whoever the foo foo picks a title ) take this little aspect too far and reveal the who story – Just with a few words. And some…. * bracing myself for this one * just don´t give a hoot or they give too much of a hoot- thinking they´ve gone all creative with their book titles. These people haven´t understood the meaning of `make or break`. In many cases, authors tend to break more than make.

Another thing I´d like to add is: If you have a wild imagination ( like myself ) and find humor in almost everything in life ( even book titles. ESPECIALLY book titles ) then you´ll have a hard time finding a title that´s actually interesting instead of humorous. For example: When I see a book in a bookstore with the title `What If It´s Us`my mind will immediately create a convo that looks something like this: “What if it´s NOT us, huh? What if it´s the other guy with the comb – over in aisle 3? What if I was a giant? Would they let me have all the corn flakes boxes for free?” Do you feel my pain? No?

Still, `What If Its Us`is, despite my weird ways, a great title. It´s catchy. It makes me want to find out more about the book. The title doesn´t spoil the story.

Nevertheless – Book titles are a matter of taste. What I find weird doesn´t mean it IS weird.

Here are my 10 Most Revealing Book Titles! Feel free to chip in the comments below if you agree or disagree with this list of quirky and questionable book titles.

  1. Drive Me Wild – Julie Kriss

I see what ya doin´there. A guy with arms as thick as my thighs, tatts and a little thumb to lip action… add the revealing title and I know without reading the blurb what the book is about. Do I find the title catchy enough? Nope. Ain´t nothing driving me wild here.

drive me wild

 

2. Good Gone Bad – Giana Darling

I really appreciate not having to buy this book now because I know the story has a character that´s gone from good to bad. And by the looks of the guy´s face in the image… He looks like he´s giving me the “You really sure about getting this book?” look while escaping prison. Is the title catchy? Not for me. Too revealing and not interesting enough for me.

good gone bad

3. Once Upon A Texas Christmas – Katherine Garbera

Of course. A Texas Christmas. Gottcha. I predict Texas and Christmas. My gut tells me I´m not far from the truth. Aside from the fact that I loathe Christmas romance novels I´d say this would never be something I´d want to buy. Is the title catchy? No. It´s too long and something people can easily oversee, unless they´re looking for this particular type of read.

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4. Uncockblockable – Shay Savage

Damn! What a title. To tell you the truth, I wouldn´t know what to do with a book with that title. Probably never read it because it has the word cock in it. Look, I have a potty mouth and can be vulgar with the right company… but the word ´cock´doesn´t necessarily belong in a book title. I might be alone with this opinion but hey… it´s a turn off for me. Also, the title is placed in the worst place ever. On a shirt? The author´s name is more prominent than the title. Do I think the title is catchy? Yeah, for the wrong reason.

uncockblockable

5. Possessed By The Vampire – Kellie McAllen

Is this some weird spanky spanky vampire romance? If so, then I´ll pass. Is this perhaps a romanticized bloodsucker tale about a young woman who is mad with lust and a vampire who´s dying to control the young woman´s libido? Is that an Aztec temple in the background?! Do I think the title is catchy? NO! The title is a tad too tacky for my taste.

possessed by the vampire

 

6. The Bull Rider´s Christmas Baby – Laura Marie Altom

Understood. The baby is due on Christmas. His/her father is a bull rider who I assume is also a cowboy ( the hat is a dead giveaway ). No more details needed now. I can go to bed at night knowing I skipped this potential brilliant read that has Christmas feels, a cowboy / bull rider and a baby in it. Is the title catchy? Absolutely not.

bullriders christmas baby

7. The Hero And The Hacktivist – Pippa Grant

Thank you, dear person who picked the title. It would have been a bitch finding out what the characters do for a living while reading. Who wants to do that anyway? Reading is too much work. The more you reveal on the cover the better. Do I find the title catchy? I find the cover flippin´lazy.

The Hero and The Hacktivist

 

8. Held Captive By The Cavemen – Shoshanna Evers

Tell us more, dear person who was in charge of the title. Would be a shame to leave out all the other bullet pointers. Do I find this title catchy? Uuhm… I don´t know what to think. I can´t stop all the naughty comebacks in my mind for this title.

held captive

 

9.   The Loneliest Alpha – T. A. Grey

Oh, this is a bit depressing. The alpha is not just lonely – He´s the loneliest Alpha, probably from all Alphas existing. He ain´t looking so lonely on the cover image, though. Hey, Alpha of all Alphas, explain yourself! You´re sending off some mixed signals here. Do I find the title catchy? Good Laawd, no.

the loneliest alpha

 

10. Everyone Poops – Taro Gomi

* slamming hands on table * I KNEW IT! Lol. This is by far my favorite weird book title because it´s not only weird, it´s double weird because it´s for children. I don´t know about you but I think the poop topic doesn´t need further explanation because there´s no avoiding the act itself. Why this needs a book is beyond me. What would book #2 look like? `Everyone Poops Different Shapes and Sizes`?

everyone poops

 

That´s it for now, dear bookish Padawans. Don´t worry, though…There´s more to this category than you could ever imagine. A whole book universe filled with weird book titles. Stay tuned. ❤

But before I leave…

Do you have a favorite book title that reveals too much of everything? Let me know in the comments below. ❤


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Book Review: A Curse So Dark And Lonely – Brigid Kemmerer

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Fall in love, break the curse.

It once seemed so easy to Prince Rhen, the heir to Emberfall. Cursed by a powerful enchantress to repeat the autumn of his eighteenth year over and over, he knew he could be saved if a girl fell for him. But that was before he learned that at the end of each autumn, he would turn into a vicious beast hell-bent on destruction. That was before he destroyed his castle, his family, and every last shred of hope.

Nothing has ever been easy for Harper Lacy. With her father long gone, her mother dying, and her brother barely holding their family together while constantly underestimating her because of her cerebral palsy, she learned to be tough enough to survive. But when she tries to save someone else on the streets of Washington, DC, she’s instead somehow sucked into Rhen’s cursed world.

Break the curse, save the kingdom.

A prince? A monster? A curse? Harper doesn’t know where she is or what to believe. But as she spends time with Rhen in this enchanted land, she begins to understand what’s at stake. And as Rhen realizes Harper is not just another girl to charm, his hope comes flooding back. But powerful forces are standing against Emberfall . . . and it will take more than a broken curse to save Harper, Rhen, and his people from utter ruin.


** Copy kindly provided by Bloomsbury Children´s via Netgalley in exchange for my opinion **

My Thoughts 2

I like fairy tale retellings. So much so that I´d drop whatever I´m reading just to dive head first in a pimped fairy tale. What some might not be aware of is that this book is more than just a retelling. It´s more or less a mash up of two popular stories with a pinch of the authors own signature.

Beauty & The Beast meets A Court Of Thorns And Roses

I´m not mad about the mash up, though. I thought `A Curse So Dark And Lonely` was an interesting read. I´m pretty sure the story will find it´s devoted crowd once it hits the shelves. But for me… I wasn´t entirely impressed. A Curse so dark and lonely

Beauty & The Beast belongs to one of my favorite fairy tales. I´m just a sucker for Stockholm syndrome romances. But this book leaned more towards ACOTAR. Which is fine. I didn´t have the hots for ACOTAR ( or for the series, for that matter ) but I did like what Brigid Kemmerer did with the ideas from ACOTAR that inspired her.

(Note: I´m just assuming the author was inspired by A Court Of Thorns And Roses. I could be wrong. I could be right. It just feels like the author was heavily inspired by Sarah J. Maas´s books )

With that being said:

I did enjoy `A Curse So Dark And Lonely` to a certain degree. It has it´s adventurous moments. It´s cheasy. There was a romance.  Things I appreciate when reading fantasies.

What I truly enjoyed were:

  • The details. The author has a knack for coloring out details. I felt there was no detail overkill what so ever.
  • The strong characters.
  • The plot twist. Although the story was predictable, I still enjoyed out the story panned out.
  • This is an admirable sized story. One I read through with ease due to it´s great pace.

Yet, there were some things about the story / it´s characters I had troubles accepting:

  • The Heroine´s disability. Harper, a bad ass teenager, suffered from cerebral palsy. Although this was mentioned more than once throughout the story I still felt like it was added dead weight. Unnecessary. While I´m not against including characters with certain disabilities… I´m not for including a disability for the sake of drama. Harper´s cerebral palsy did not affect the character nor the story in any way.
  • The Hero wasn´t convincing. I´m all for screw – up Heroes to see the light but for me, Rhen didn´t come across as genuine even when he saw the light.
  • The story, as a whole, felt a little flat and it also felt like it was all over the place. This is a fairy tale retelling. I should be sitting on the edge of my seat from start to finish. I should have suffered with and for the characters and I should have lived through their personal hell. I should have, but I didn´t.

 

This might sound confusing but… I didn´t think `A Curse So Dark And Lonely` was a terrible read. It wasn´t what I´m normally used to and it certainly wasn´t what I had expected. I´m sad to say that this story didn´t touch me the way I hoped it would.

 

Would I recommend this read? For fans of ACOTAR, absolutely. For fans of fairy tale retellings, yes. If you´re picky ( like me ) then, no.

Would I buy this book? Probably not.

 

The Cover – 5 stars: I fell in love with the cover the moment I spotted it on Netgalley.

The Story – 3 stars: A little flat. A tiny bit scattered. I liked it but would have like it more if there was a little more structure and depth.

The Characters – 3 stars: I´m torn. The main characters were strong but they had sides to them that either didn´t fit or didn´t feel genuine. I liked them but I also didn´t feel enough for them.  The sub characters were great, though.

My emotional state after finishing this read: Not impressed.

I´m giving `A Curse So Dark And Lonely` by author Brigid Kemmerer 3 out of 5 stars.

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Title: A Curse So Dark and LonelyA Curse so dark and lonely
Author:  Brigid Kemmerer
Publisher:  Bloomsbury Children’s
Expected publication: January 29th 2019
ISBN:  1681195097 (ISBN13: 9781681195094)

 

 

 

 

Mug Monday & Special Thanks

Hello, and welcome to another awful, beastly hot Mug Monday!

 

As you probably already know, I won´t be exhausting you today with snippets from my personal life ( book related or not ). Just…. relax and take a deep breath…. No Powerpoint presentation today.

 

Instead, I thought of taking some time to give some of you some virtual hugs, kisses, chocolates and cake! Why?

 

Because you are awesome!

 

Well, you´re awesome online… So, I guess you´re just as awesome in person.

To all who´ve gone out of their way to read my posts and leave likes and comments…

THANK YOU, from the bottom of my heart ❤

To all the new bloggers who, by some miracle, found me in the never-ending sea of blogs…. THANK YOU. ❤

I can´t begin to show my appreciation for your patience with my nonsense, my misspellings and my sentence structure. I bow before you for not telling me to go straight to hell!

Time for some finger-pointing!

 

I know it isn´t necessarily nice to point fingers at someone but in this case, it´s more than appropriate. One simply cannot say thank you and leave it at that.

( Please forgive me when you belong to this list but aren´t mentioned. I tried reviving all the blog names but WordPress doesn´t like me sometimes…. So, it´s not my fault. I still love you.)

THANK YOU

Suziey @ Of All the Books in All the Libraries

Norrie @ Reading Under The Blankie

Danielle @ Books, Vertigo & Tea

Nina @ The Cozy Pages

Sabrina & Ashley @ 5171 Miles Book Blog
I love reading your comments and discussing topics ( deep or light ) with you. Sending you mucho sunshine, hearts, flowers and drinks. Feel hugged ❤ ❤

THANK YOU AND WELCOME

 

Kerrie @ Carolina Book Belle

Paige @ Bookish Paige

Angelica @ The Book Cover Girl

Sara @ The Bibliophagist

 

Hi, and welcome to whatever it is I´m doing. If you find my blog half as amusing or informative as the mentioned blog babes above then you´ll have a wonderful time here. ❤ Feel free to free your mind, discuss anything you heart desires and… well, let´s just say I´m up for great chats and lovely debates! ❤ ❤

Tags are welcomed. Shares and likes never frowned upon. <3.

I´m SOOO looking forward to dive into the treasures you´ve been posting on your blog and will gladly share fab posts ( not on FB, though. I´ve left that cult. )

For all who I´ve forgotten….

Just give me a nudge in about a month or so as a reminder to thank you as well.

( because you all are dealing with a 30+ year old here. Be kind to the fragile brain )

 

And now…. for the Mug Monday…. Can I have a drum roll, please?

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Very creative, huh? I think I´ve outdone myself with this one ( insert sarcasm ). Not really. It´s just too hot to drink hot chocolate and my brain can´t come up with anything fancy at the moment due to the world living in Satans butt crack.

 

I guess that´s it for this week, my dear Padawan-ish book people!

Again…. THANK YOU. ❤

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The NOPE Book Tag

Thank you, Suzie @ Of All the Books in All the Libraries for spontaneously inviting me to join the NOPE book tag!

After reading her brilliant list of NOPEs I quickly figured out we´re book NOPE twins, as my list looks similar to hers. But since I can´t really add ALL the books I find NOPE worthy I´ll just stick to the one´s I blog ( or, will blog ) about.

Get your knickers in the right place because this is going to be a LONG ride.

( NOTE: Apologies for the possible book hate. When it comes to NOPE books I tend to be a litte opinionated passionate. If your favorite book is among my list then remember, it´s not you. It´s the book. x )

These are books I literally found no love for.

 

NOPE. ending

A book ending that made you go NOPE, either in denial, rage or simply because the ending was crappy.

revolutionary road

That ending. NOPE. Not only was the story a little depressing it made me feel like someone baked a huge cheese cake and ate at it bit by bit until there was only one piece left. The end felt like that last piece of cheese cake… Being inhaled in an unlovable way. To this day, I refuse to watch the movie as I´m sure the TV wouldn´t stay intact.

Don´t get me wrong. I knew what I was getting into. But knowing a story before reading it yourself isn´t exactly the same thing. Having read through the dreadful marriage Frank and April went through I got all worked up and for what? To get more worked up? No, thank you.

Big Fat NOPE.

 

 

NOPE. protagonist

A main character you dislike and drives you crazy.
gone girl

I fully agree with Suzie´s NOPE protagonist ( Briony from Atonement ). That kid deserved to be locked away ( preferably in a room below a basement ) for crewing up so many people´s lives. But my NOPE protagonist award goes to Amy Dunne from `Gone Girl`. That woman was so bat-shit crazy. She drove ME crazy with her thoughts and actions. An absolute NOPE for me. She is also the only book character I could rant about for ages. I still, to this day, can´t believe I didn´t DNF this book.

 

 

 

NOPE. series

A series that turned out to be a huge pile of NOPE after you´ve invested all of that time and energy on it.

after series

I have many series that are NOPE worthy but this one takes the cake for me. `After`by Anna Todd. This series even beats ACOTAR, and that really does say a lot. I´m sure no series will ever beat this one off the NOPE. series list. reviews for book #1-#5 here

There is so much wrong with this series. Or, I´m definitely too old to appreciate the awesomeness this series has. Or no. Wait. I have standards. Oops. I´ve forgotten about those. Yeah. Even though I´ve screwed down on my own book standards this series still makes #1 on my Nope list.

 

NOPE. pairing

A “ship” you don´t support.

cersei and jamie

 

Now, there´s a ship I don´t support. I love Cersei and Jaime Lannister. Both are fantastic figures in the Game of Thrones series.  I just don´t love them together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOPE. plot twist

A twist you didn´t see coming and didn´t like.

 

I´m with Suzie on this one. Didn´t like the twist.

In fact- I didn´t like the book.gone girl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOPE. genre

A genre you will never read.

I truly have never given this any thought at all because I read most genres. Some genres I enjoy more and some less. But if I have to pick one off the top of my hat then I´d go with Caveman romance. ( Do not question caveman romance. The book bestie Mirjam recommended a caveman romance years ago and I still can´t stop laughing. A genre that will never win me over. ) Nope. Nope. Nope.

NOPE. format 

A book format you hate and avoid buying until it comes out in a different edition.

I´m confused. Aren´t there already many different editions for certain formats?

 

NOPE. trope

A trope that makes you go NOPE.

Broken Heroes in romance novels. Seriously. Seriously? What´s with all the constant

“I´m too fucked up.” crap? If you´re that fucked then I advise THERAPY!! AND STAY THERE FOR A LONG TIME!

 

NOPE. recommendation

A book recommendation that is constantly pushed at you, that you simply refuse to read it. 

`The Fault In Our Stars` by John Green. I can´t begin to tell you how many times this book cover has been shoved at me and how often blogger friends have recommended this read. Why would I want to read something sad? As in, `The Fault In Our Stars`sad?!The fault in our stars

Besides, I accidentally watched the movie. And that was awful ( I will never forget husbands face when he walked in on me watching that movie. He looked so…lost. Even bought me flowers the next day because he didn´t know how to deal with an ugly sobbing me.

Nope. The movie was enough. Not going to ever read this book. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOPE. cliché

A cliché or writing pet peeve that always makes you roll your eyes.

virgin

Virgins in romance novels. Spare me.

 

NOPE. love interest

A love interest that´s not worth being one.

Gideon Cross, from the Crossfire series written by Sylvia Day. PLEASE…. He´s many things but not worth being a love interest.

 

NOPE. book

A book that shouldn´t have existed.

 

Sophie´s Choice by William Styron. I even refuse to talk about it.

Sophies choice

 

NOPE. villain

A villain you would hate to cross.

Definitely the White Witch from `The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe`. She´s a classic villain but a mean AF one, at it. I wouldn´t want to cross her path. Not in this or any other universe. Who freezes Narnia, for crying out loud?!white witch

 

NOPE. death

A character death that still haunts you.

ned

I will never get over this one. If only he had stayed in Winterfell.

 

NOPE. author

An author you had a bad experience reading and have decided to quit.

I normally don´t like to NOPE an author, as they´re all probably a bunch of lovely people but…… (!!!!!!!!) I´m going to go with Tarryn Fisher. While the author might have some great story ideas her writing is ( even for my taste ) just too pushy and in-your-face. Sadly, also in the most tacky and insensitive ways possible. I know, I know. The author wants to make a point and have a loud voice in the book community. But that idea of the author just bounced right off me. I find the author´s writing terrible. As if she´s writing with anger instead of passion ( because there´s a fine line between passion and anger, which the author long over stepped, in my opinion ) `Bad Mommy` was supposed to be her finest book. The praises I´ve heard before I read it were as loud as any fog horn. The end result? Not worth my time and money. None of the books I tried reading from the author were. Hence the reason why I just gave up on trying to find the same beauty everyone else seems to see in the author´s work.

 

So, that´s it.

I tag:

 

Sabrina & Ashley @5171 Miles Book Blog

Nina @ The Cozy Pages

Tina @ Woodies Book Addiction

 

Mucho Mucho Thanks, Suzie! I had such a blast! ❤