It´s not easy to leave me speechless. I usually always have something to say when it comes to internet oddities or stupid crap. But this (!!!) takes the cake. This spam comment I received had the power to render me speechless. Like- I don´t even have it in me to come up with something to say, let alone think of a smart-ass come back.
I received a religious spam comment. A long-ass, record-breaking comment. Jesus Christ on a popsicle. I´ve never received anything like this before. This calls for a drink.
Are you ready for the ultimate spam box treasure comment? Apologies for not cropping the screenshots beforehand. You now know I play Two Dots in my spare time, that I have an unanswered Twitter notification and one unseen Youtube video. Yes, my alarm is always set. But hey- At least my phone is charged. That´s something that should be celebrated with… more wine.
PS- I don´t expect you to read everything ( or any of the below ). Just look at the length of this baby. Hot damn…
#1 And So It Begins
#2 There´s More
#3 You Might As Well Get Comfortable
#4 * HOLDING BREATH *
#5 Fun Fact – I Can Roll My Tongue
#6 What? We´re Already Done?
Incredible, right? I´m flashed. And that was one single comment.
My deepest apologies for the single spam comment feature. I figured the size would count for 6 usual spam comments.
Thank you for reading / not having read all the above.
I hope you have a wonderful bookish day.
Sending out lots of book love and virtual chocolates.