My beloved spam box. Oh, how I´ve squealed with joy when I saw the 20+ messages in my spam box.
And because I had so much fun the last time I shared all my spam treasures, I thought it would be a great idea to enlighten you all once again.
Are you ready? I sure am. Let´s do this!
1. Windowgen.com – I don´t accept incomplete pitches. You can´t just end a sentence where you want to. Go back and redo the pitch. Contact me again when you´re ready.
2. You got it all wrong, Dude. I wanted to be a lawyer. Not a paralegal.
3. It seems to be good?! Just good?! And what´s happening Brussels? Be more specific, dude!
4. Uuhm, all I wanted was to reveal the cover trends I observed. ( insert pout )
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5. I once told a girl in 2nd grade that everyone could rope skip, as it doesn´t require any qualifications, prior experience or specialized skills. All she needed was time and a rope. Poor girl lost a tooth afterwards. Just saying.
That´s it for now, folks. I hope you enjoyed the treasures from my bogus spam box. Be sure to check out my previous spam treasures here.
Until next time.
Much love,
Morgana ❤
Damn, you get some interesting stuff in your spam! 😀
Well, let’s see Brussels… i went there in June, and they were rebuilding the city to make it more green. They also have amazing food and beer, and the waffles are pretty awesome. I’d be watchin’ out for them too!
Also, why nobody offers me to be a paralegal? I’M SO OFFENDED!! 😀 😀
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And I´m holding back ( I shit you not ). I have some really fab spam comments. Some raunchy and some just plain stupid. HAHAHA.
Oh really? Brussels is becoming more green? I was there 4 years ago and thought it was beautiful city. Don´t get me started on the waffles!
I hereby offer you a job as a paralegal. 🙂 ❤
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Yes, it was really cool! We went on a guided tour and the lady was telling us about how they are actually closing off whole parts of the city from cars, just so they can have nicer air. Given that it's a small city it makes sense for them to walk or cycle more.
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A tooth!? Oof haha. That’s rough. These are always hilarious 💜
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Lol. Thanks. Yeah, spam comments bring me so much joy. HAHAHA.
Yupp. A tooth. Poor girl. It wasn´t my fault, though. Accidents happen. Lol. ❤
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Lol oops 😭🤣
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So bold of the spammer not to offer you first chance at becoming a lawyer! Was he underestimating you again?! 😉😄
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Right? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I think I feel offended now.
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Wat für nen cooler Blog Post! hahaha
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Hahahaha. Danke. ❤ Die Spams sind auch so zum schiessen komisch. Musste mal bei euch auch mal nachschauen was für spektakuläre treasures ihr habt! HAHAHAHA. ❤
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Machen wir!!! 😉
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